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A list of people that you would have sex with if your spouse died (of cancer or some other cause). It has to be someone you actually know and have a realistic chance with, not celebrities. This is for people who'd never cheat on their spouse but still fantasize.
by BigBootyBitchhhh November 02, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Tommy: Liza Minneli, Geraldo Rivera, Donald Trump...whats this?
Lieu:Oh Billy over here went in first time ever full physical. Cameras up the ass, the whole nine yards, results come back tomorrow. He says if they find some sort of inoperable cancer he's gonna kill everyone on that cancer list.
Tommy: In this order? Come on Liza has to go first Bill hasn't she suffered enough?
Bill:shakes his head no
Lieu:Oh Billy over here went in first time ever full physical. Cameras up the ass, the whole nine yards, results come back tomorrow. He says if they find some sort of inoperable cancer he's gonna kill everyone on that cancer list.
Tommy: In this order? Come on Liza has to go first Bill hasn't she suffered enough?
Bill:shakes his head no
by TheBigMick May 02, 2011