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The soft spot between a girls thighs where a guy can rest his boner at night.
Chad 's boner was tired so he placed it in Keirsten's canal and filled it up with a river of semen.
by JDawg 316 December 23, 2015
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Casual anal sex between two unfamiliar partners
That girl is always good for some canal.
by 7511 Girard February 23, 2005
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A sissy, wus, pussy, lacking spine, no guts, femmy
He flaked again, took her to some girl flick, then shopping Saturday, wouldn't even stop for a forty--what a canal!
by John Niederbuhl April 15, 2008
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noun; a low insult suggesting that one is lower than an asshole, hence up the alimentary canal.
You stole the last of my gage, you canal!
by johnny-boy March 28, 2005
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A sexual activity in which communists stick their dicks up each others anus.

Communist anal
Hey babe ready for some canal
All hail Soviet russia
by Communist Carl November 22, 2017
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The Canal, a genuine art in white trash neighborhoods. It is the process of placing a bottle of water inside of the anus, allowing the bottle to completely empty. Afterwards, you proceed to have sloshy anal sex.
Jim: "Man remember that girl I met in the trailer park last week?"

Steve: "Yeah man... Brandi was her name right?"

Jim: "Yeah man... She taught me about the Canal..."

Steve "Dude...."
by Mindless TV May 17, 2018
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