A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

Another way of saying Beating ur meat

Shizzle Can is a made up holiday in which people receive coal. Shizzle Can happened to fall on Christmas. Mofu Clausu is the person who brings the coal.

A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.

People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.

Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.

I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.

used in terms of endearment

A grievous insult meant to absolutely destroy your opponent without them ever finding out and leaving them absolutely confused and puzzled for the rest of the day. The combination of what seems to be a noun and a verb melded together gives the appearance that the real meaning is 'I'd hate to be you' or 'I couldn't care less what you say, do, or think,' yet its disorder keeps the real truth anonymous.