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A pain in the ass (usually female) who constantly reminds you of how many drinks you have had.
Ho#1: Jeff you are way too drunk, you've had 8 shots and 5 heinekens.
Jeff: Stop being a can counter!
by Jeff Bollermann August 29, 2005
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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