“Hey man, do you know camp.qmac?”
“no dude, who’s that?”
“oh, just the best person on planet earth

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

“Hey dude, have you heard of camp.qmac?”
“No, what’s that?”
“Oh just the hottest person to exist”