CAMHS (child and adolescent mental health service). A service which has become as useless as Donald Trump's hairdresser. Also, a place to meet other mentally unstable people that you can make jokes with about how depressing your lives are.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.