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A cambodian creamsicle is when you take a creamsicle popsicle and place it in your partners vagina, causing her to moan like a wounded wildebeast.
by JSauce May 03, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A common practice with Cambodian, Thai, Vietnamese, and any South East Asian woman or hooker. Considered a cultural courtesy and post-coital hygenic favor from any female partner in these cultures. The practice started in SE Asia and became common sexual vernacular as sex tourism gained popularity with Westerners. Semen consumption by SE Asian females is quite normal and in fact seen by most women as a nutritional necessity as protein sources are lacking in these geographies.
After unloading into a condom (post sex) with a female, squeeze firmly from tip to base coating the male organ with fresh sperm. Remove condom. Female partner(s) continues to clean or tongue bath your entire genital region until void of all semen. For extra adventurous or hungry females, she may choose to consume the remaining "cream" by attaining the remaining semen left inside of the condom manually, ie, licking the wrapper.
This is the Cambodian Creamsicle.
Similar to a Turkish Snowcone, which is the same process, sans wrapper.
After unloading into a condom (post sex) with a female, squeeze firmly from tip to base coating the male organ with fresh sperm. Remove condom. Female partner(s) continues to clean or tongue bath your entire genital region until void of all semen. For extra adventurous or hungry females, she may choose to consume the remaining "cream" by attaining the remaining semen left inside of the condom manually, ie, licking the wrapper.
This is the Cambodian Creamsicle.
Similar to a Turkish Snowcone, which is the same process, sans wrapper.
Annie is a hungry little Vietnamese thing !! She gives me a Cambodian Creamsicle after I fill my condom up with nut, I dont even need to take a shower after we fuck, she even cleans the wrapper !! She's voracious !!
by chris24sj July 03, 2009
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First you jack off, then you spread the semen from the masturbation all over your penis. Then proceed to find a whore and have her blow your cum covered cock.
I had just finished jacking off in that whore sarah's bathroom, so when she came into the bathroom to check on me, i got her to suck my cambodian creamsicle
by Tacs June 03, 2007
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The act of blowing a load onto an orange popsicle so that the semen freezes on, then placing the newly formed "creamsicle" into your partners vagina and screwing her until she screams in pleasure.
by General Information May 25, 2009