(Verb) to grab someone's genitalia in a public place
Eden totally just calvined that guy on the bus.
by thessgroup February 22, 2009
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a tosspot who looks himself up on urbandictionary and thinks its all about him


:P
calvin, you are such a calvin! go outside!
by gueshhoo August 13, 2008
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Is the total sex as 'He gets all the girls, he gets all the girls'

A really well rounded character.
by 12345oprah April 23, 2009
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a person who is very hot, very nice, and very taken; a person who is in need of an apology
"Lena owes Calvin an apology"
by Snuggles McSnuggle Bug September 18, 2006
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A boy who isn't the best looking but can pass by. He is intelligent and is depressed due to his own intelligence. His view on reality is far from innocent.
X: Gee look at Calvin he seems depressed.
Y: I don't know why he would be, he got an A on his Government project
by Unpaid Socialite June 21, 2015
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A stalker and a paedophile.

Always carries a roll of duck-tape and a box of lock-pics.

If he puts on his hood on, run.
Person 1: "Did you see Calvin?"

Person 2:"Yeah but luckily his hood wasn't on"

Person 3:"I saw him raping David yesterday"
by MIHAJA January 15, 2020
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To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication.
Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine's Day.
Ace: He's going home to pull a Calvin.
by Varnell August 07, 2006
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