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When your trying to look up calamity but your on your phone and you type q instead of a
Me Into the search bar: Calqmity
Urban dictionary: no results for "calqmity"
Me: imma make this
by Wolfy needs chocky milk May 06, 2021
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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