"Yo Dawg. My aunt Jemima be cookin up some o' her biscuits, gravy, watermelon and friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied chicken. You comin'?
"Nah brother, that's just empty nigga calories"
"Nah brother, that's just empty nigga calories"
by Gwecob August 23, 2009
The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.
I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.
by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013
When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote
by Fatburgerwithcheese January 18, 2011
calorie bombing /ˈkal(ə)rē/ bɑmɪŋ
(Verb)
Sabotaging an unwitting dieter with a gift of a scrumptious variety and post ingestion of said delectable dictating the nutritional fact label to them to convey the general unhealthiness or extreme calorie denseness, then watching them wallow in guilt and shame.
(Verb)
Sabotaging an unwitting dieter with a gift of a scrumptious variety and post ingestion of said delectable dictating the nutritional fact label to them to convey the general unhealthiness or extreme calorie denseness, then watching them wallow in guilt and shame.
Calorie bombing has to stop in this office. I never would have guessed that truffle was 140 calories. Now my diet is trashed.
by emotionSDK February 06, 2012
by thebaneofmyexistance January 14, 2019
When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")
by jonbeazles August 23, 2004