the wrong way to spell calories. Why are you still here weren't you trying to look up calories

tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.

A measure of heat, equal to the amount of energy required to raise one gram of water by one degree Celsius. Not to be confused with the food Calorie (capital C), which is equal to 1 kilocalorie (1000 calories), or the amount of energy required to raise one kilogram of water by one degree Celsius.

1 calorie = 4.184 joules

microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.

Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.

Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.

the thing that makes food yummy. The more there are in food the yummier it will be. Its just the law.