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tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.
Calories: dude, she did not just put her fav jeans in the closet, get my sewing needles.
by slimjimcalorieexterminator January 26, 2012
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Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.
Avoid calories at all costs.
by Loreley February 14, 2012
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microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.
person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
person 2: it must be all those calories
by 5sostheemos May 03, 2013
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Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night
-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night
by Eden953 May 14, 2015
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Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.
Kendall knew she shouldn't have eaten the cheese fries, as the calories would get revenge for it.
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by Monfoo May 08, 2017
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the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.
Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.
by Organ Donor August 20, 2003
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