tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.

Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night

Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.