telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
Fred- OMFG I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE..
George- calm your farm!
by Hektic<3 February 21, 2009
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a retort to "calm your farm"

to propose engaging in misc activities...
fred "i'll calm your farm."
rosie "i'd love you to ;)"
by cool dude1 November 05, 2011
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telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich
by the J to the o April 23, 2011
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A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.

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When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.

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When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.
- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!

- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!
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