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A white specy boy who is 5'5 and likes to drink stella alone and punch his walls and sister. He also likes to mountain biking as the vibrations from the seat feel nice in his ass after a good fucking from his dad David wallace. He also showers with socks on and with his sister to save water.
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by gnfhts June 24, 2020
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A small little man who likes to carry things specifically fridges up mountains. He also has a very fit sister.
wow hes such a callum wallace
by gnfhts June 24, 2020
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