When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.

A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.

when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.

Acronym for "Nigga Wake Up Call"

Describes an incident where a person of color forgets that they are of color and are reminded rather brutally by an unexpected act of racism.

When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.

When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.