an event so dramatic or troubling that it effectively serves as an alert, reminder or call to action
The failure of the ongoing efforts to produce effective solutions should have been a wake up call to stop arguing.
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Requesting a hotel, typically a motel, to call you at a certain time to remind you to smoke the doobage. Essentially a wake up call for stoners.
My roommate Carson used to set the alarm clock to wake him up for a smoke session early in the am, aka wake n bake, so much so that when he travelled and was too high to figure out how to set the alarm clock in a hotel, he'd call the front desk and request a bake up call. Typically at 4:20am.
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The act of standing above a female shortly before her alarm clock goes off and masturbating furiously. Just before her alarm goes off, you unleash all over her face in order to rise her from her slumbers.
My girl always sets her alarm earlier than she wants to get up and hits the snooze, so this morning I gave her a wank-up call to make sure she didn't keep sleeping.
by decimati October 15, 2008
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Oral sex between 6 and 8 a.m.
Everyone deserves a wake up call...
by skorpionlady August 12, 2005
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When you creepily call the opposite gender and wait for the answering machine or someone (preferably your crush) to answer, then hang up and laugh your ass off, for your creepy doing.
Yeah so i was feeling really lonely last night so i did a call and hang up to make me feel a lot better.
by lzzzzz May 19, 2009
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In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence wake up call.
6:30 AM
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!

Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.
by window shopper June 20, 2011
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a surprise and swift insertion of your hog leg into a friends mouth mid-yawn.
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Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.

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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
by johnnyg11141983 March 18, 2010
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