Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
by Vftw October 19, 2007
Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!
Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!
Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill
by DirtyDave42069 March 08, 2017
by dboyfromdahood April 28, 2012
Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.
by Sam Pardee January 01, 2009
one of em always gotta be ugly...
Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK........
dont give him the badonkadonk
Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK........
dont give him the badonkadonk
by R.E.D.G December 29, 2020

