A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.
Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.
by ZenTam April 18, 2018
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to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey
Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still
by FairyWings November 02, 2004
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An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.
A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?
by DarkLite January 17, 2007
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