The state where everyone is rich and liberals. They love to party and smoke that weed. They love rap, and are wannabe rappers. They say hella a lot. That state has a fucked up governor. The people are beautiful&slutty, but smart at the same time. Home to earthquakes, great schools, gays that are people too celebrities, and a bunch tough ass people that would beat u, even if they did have a mercedes.
Man, Canada sucks ass. What can we do?
Other person : We can move to california and have the time of our lives even if we get killed!!!!!!!!
Other person : We can move to california and have the time of our lives even if we get killed!!!!!!!!
by westxcoast July 30, 2004
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The largest U.S. state currently allowing illegal aliens to:
1. Sneak over the border from Mexico (i.e. break the law).
2. Squat and receive financial and medical aid using false citizenship documentation (i.e. break the law).
3. Garner far-left political, moronic Hollywood-based entertainers and general far-left public support while whining about being the original proprietors of the land (i.e. ignoring the fact that they're actually third in line behind the Native American and the African American).
4. Commit violent crimes and overcrowd the state's prisons.
5. Tar roofs.
6. Clean toilets.
7. Give birth to multiple children -- while living a minimum-wage existence -- and refuse to insist that they speak proper English which would position the children to actually have a shot at breaking the family's impoverished, bottom-feeding pattern of living.
8. Drive.
9. Drive drunk and kill legal citizens.
10. Dishonor the original premise of immigration (LEGAL immigration, that is), which is a great thing, and the entire foundation on which this country was built.
1. Sneak over the border from Mexico (i.e. break the law).
2. Squat and receive financial and medical aid using false citizenship documentation (i.e. break the law).
3. Garner far-left political, moronic Hollywood-based entertainers and general far-left public support while whining about being the original proprietors of the land (i.e. ignoring the fact that they're actually third in line behind the Native American and the African American).
4. Commit violent crimes and overcrowd the state's prisons.
5. Tar roofs.
6. Clean toilets.
7. Give birth to multiple children -- while living a minimum-wage existence -- and refuse to insist that they speak proper English which would position the children to actually have a shot at breaking the family's impoverished, bottom-feeding pattern of living.
8. Drive.
9. Drive drunk and kill legal citizens.
10. Dishonor the original premise of immigration (LEGAL immigration, that is), which is a great thing, and the entire foundation on which this country was built.
"For some reason, many people in California refuse to acknowledge the fact that the problem with the security of our country is not immigration...it's ILLEGAL immigration."
"California welcomes and harbors illegal aliens."
"Many people in California are more concerned with small-picture minutia affecting the social climate, rather than big-picture security and economic issues affecting whether or not innocent people live or die."
"California welcomes and harbors illegal aliens."
"Many people in California are more concerned with small-picture minutia affecting the social climate, rather than big-picture security and economic issues affecting whether or not innocent people live or die."
by Florida Evans October 23, 2008
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The main hq for liberal beliefs and socialism in the United States. Their state government is very deeply in debt and wants to have the the rest of the states bail them out. Colleges in cali are the breeding grounds for sjws.
Good thing Trump won the election! If Hillary had won the USA would be like cali, covered in shit and needles.
There are so many regulations in california I had to move my business, lucky for me texas is the best state, has the least regulations and is not too far away.
I feel like we would be better off if california left the union.
God knew that california would end up being the worst place on earth, thats why he added the fault line.
Another place where government officials make much more than the citizens and pay the least in taxes.
A beautiful state but like the jail in monopoly you are better off just passing through.
There are so many regulations in california I had to move my business, lucky for me texas is the best state, has the least regulations and is not too far away.
I feel like we would be better off if california left the union.
God knew that california would end up being the worst place on earth, thats why he added the fault line.
Another place where government officials make much more than the citizens and pay the least in taxes.
A beautiful state but like the jail in monopoly you are better off just passing through.
by Dositio June 29, 2018
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The shittiest place west of the mississippi. Dumb fucking people everywhere, shitty air, and LIBERALS. There's so many fucking liberals, it makes a country boy feel like Hillary Clinton at a NRA convention.
by FastCR August 31, 2005
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The state that is universally hated on because of the fact that it offers more than any of the other ones. But its people are still nice enough to accept the haters who refuse to leave once they realize the awesomeness. This is why it is overpopulated and went from the state with Los Angeles and San Francisco, to the one with L.A. S.F. Oakland, San Diego, and San Jose. All that population brings in a lot of cultural diversity so you will find more types (and better quality) restaurants and food than any other place on Earth(even NYC). Another great thing is that you can go from the mountains to the beach in one day(I used to live there and Lake Tahoe is little less than a 4 hour drive from the Golden Gate Bridge). California also boasts some of the best sports teams in the nations history. Examples: 49ers (5 Superbowl wins, tied 2nd all time), Lakers (16 NBA championships, 2nd all time; 31 NBA championship appearances, most all time), UCLA men's college basketball (11 championships, most all time), USC college football (17 championships, tied 5th all time), San Francisco Giants (8 World Series wins, 4th all time)
by wafflezer May 30, 2016
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