California is the 23rd best state. Now, suck it.
22 states are better than California. Put it in your mouth at this moment in time.
by OY OY OY April 12, 2007
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One of 50 member states of the USA; Largest state in terms of population; home of American film industry; currently topping Florida, New York and Texas as The Most Embarassing State To Live In due to a massively hideous recall effort to install an Austrian actor as governor, at a time of a major budget crisis that will most certainly get worse before the next recall move that will take place the following year.
Also, a state within a day's driving distance to Las Vegas.
I'm voting back in Cali, in Cali, in Cali, I'm voting back in Cali (nah, I don't think so).
by Paul Wartenberg October 05, 2003
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A Preety fine lookin girl that looks like shes from california
"yo dude u hit it up with California last night"
"Yeaah Boy! u no i jumped in her ass like a kangaroo"
by kong winters March 15, 2007
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A bankrupt state where folks can be classified into five groups: 1) the faggots, 2) the whores, 3) the assholes, 4) the bastards, 5) the junkies.
- Ray how come you came back from California?

- I didn't belong there.

- Are you a racist though?

- No, I just call them as I see them.
by Peter Sniff Jr October 05, 2012
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The largest and most diverse state in the United States by population and the largest in the west. CA is the state that often sets cultural trends in the United States. CA is very diverse with its beaches, deserts, mountains, forests and flat praries rich for farming.

CA has lots of large population centers including Los Angeles, San Fran, San Diego and San Jose.

CA used to be called the Golden State, but that was ages ago . It is now a giant political, social and economic mess as politicians destroy the state, as illegals flood in and as everybody else wants to leave. What attracted people to California is now pushing them out as the cities become congested, polluted, crime ridden and too expansive to live. In general, CA is a mess. Period.

CA is a nice state to visit and look at, but you don’t want to live there. Almost anywhere is better to live right now. The politicians are insane and do whatever they can to push people and business out of state. CA is definitely America’s cereal bowl with all its fruits nuts, and flakes.
California is an awsome state to visit, with lots of beauty, but you dont want to live there.
by krock1dk August 09, 2010
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This is California, but that doesn't mean we're the only state with a coastline. I'm sure many of the residents don't want it to be known as the surfer-dude state, because it isn't all about the beaches and SD isn't the best place ever. The Chargers aren't a very good team anyway. :P imo imo. "Don't tase me, bro."
California impression: Cowabunga, brahh. Just caught some gnarly waves!
by dfhgbsey January 02, 2008
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Home of the standard tard/ douche bag. Home to the worst cities in the nation- Sacramento, LA, Bakersfield, Stockton, Modesto, Yuba City, Marysville, Fresno, Berserkley, Fairfield, Vacavile, Davis- the list goes on. Spiked hair. Everyone drives Yukons with rims they cant afford. Think it is the center of attention while being the brunt of jokes. Full of racists, gangs, and shitty, ugly places- example Sacrmento. People who cant drive. People who are beyond rude.
I went to that ugly place they call California. On the way I toke a Sacrmento in Fresno.
by MicahD May 04, 2008
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