when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.
-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."
by originator2011jbguz August 05, 2011
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A painful medical condition usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking and dancing. The calf muscle is stiff, dehydrated and walking is near impossible.
Jonny couldn’t walk because he was suffering from terrible disco calf
by Urbocks August 12, 2019
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When somebody has extremely muscular calfs
Dang bro those are some nice Collins Calfs you have
by SockSlave October 03, 2019
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Childless And Looking a Financier. A mature woman without children seeking men based on finances rather than an age preference.
Joye's sexiness attracts men of all ages but she isn't a MILF looking for a hookup, she's a CALF longing for a destination date.
by Joye Styk November 04, 2020
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A guy flexes his calf's to get rid of his erection
Tim and Sam flex their calf's to get rid of there growing erections. Calf flexing
by Danceywhre November 26, 2015
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When a male is standing with his dick pointed downward and legs spread apart. Other partner will lift their head up and suck on the genitals like a baby calf nursing it’s mother until completion of standing partner.
Yo, did you hear about Stacy last weekend. She was calfing johns dick until he came in her mouth.
by I also handled this handle February 27, 2020
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A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.
welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities
by Barberella September 01, 2020
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