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the act of a newborn on ice, a fetal calf, symptoms consist of efensike eyes, and being in the state of euphoria known as the munchies
Bob Marley is a prime example of being calfed.

Ian was so calfed last night, he left a trail of crumbs that eventually led to his spot he passed out.

Scoob is a baby calf.

Dude I'm so calfed right now, I say we order the 5-5-5 deal from Domino's.
by Danny Nugent May 18, 2007
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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When you fuck a girl so hard that when she goes to walk her legs give out like a baby calf
I calfed that girl so hard last night she fell down when she go up to walk to the bathroom.
by Sr.Ridiculously winning June 15, 2020
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