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A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.
Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.
by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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