by valoem November 15, 2004
1) Hey, what did you get on your calc test?
2) Teacher: No, you may not use your calc for this problem.
2) Teacher: No, you may not use your calc for this problem.
by Hoyvin-Mayvin June 08, 2005
A measurement of jenkem that refers to 10 balloons* filled with methane and hydrogen sulfide. This is a lot of Jenkem. A couple calcs would be able to support a small kickback.
*typically party balloons
a calc can also be formed with other sized balloons (water balloons, weather balloons) but has to be renamed accordingly:
i.e. mini-calc, mega-calc.
note: calc is often confused with the abbreviation for calculator, or Calc. Confusing these two is a common misunderstanding and can make a typical conversation awkward.
another note: one who huffs a whole calc is highly respected by his peers. In order to gain this prestige he must stay conscious throughout the whole Jenkem binge.
*typically party balloons
a calc can also be formed with other sized balloons (water balloons, weather balloons) but has to be renamed accordingly:
i.e. mini-calc, mega-calc.
note: calc is often confused with the abbreviation for calculator, or Calc. Confusing these two is a common misunderstanding and can make a typical conversation awkward.
another note: one who huffs a whole calc is highly respected by his peers. In order to gain this prestige he must stay conscious throughout the whole Jenkem binge.
Thats the guy that supposedly got halfway through a mega-calc.
Wanna come over to my place later? ive got a calc thats been festering for a good month.
: Dude, can i borrow your calc for math next period?
: eh, i dont know how this will help...but yeah go for it
I got stopped at the airport lastnight; they didnt let me take my calc through security.
Wanna come over to my place later? ive got a calc thats been festering for a good month.
: Dude, can i borrow your calc for math next period?
: eh, i dont know how this will help...but yeah go for it
I got stopped at the airport lastnight; they didnt let me take my calc through security.
by vucknaquaterodge March 29, 2010
by lukaaaaas September 04, 2009
Alch-Calc: the calculation required to determine how long you will need to exercise non-stop to burn off the calories accumulated from drinking alchohol during a particular alchohol consumption opportunity.
by Tomicus April 06, 2009
The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.
by Funkybuddha May 11, 2014
A very secret course available to a select few Penn state Students. The course is said to be the hardest calculus course ever created. Most people's minds are not able to comprehend its complexity and therefore the course is a secret. If people were to try to learn it, most would have a brain aneurism and fall over and die. The course takes a extensive look at the number sequence 103. Series and sequences are also heavily used in the course. SHh this shit is top secret.
Yo we learned about the series that converges to 103 in calc 103 today and how it explains the death of the dinosaurs, and.... (normal kids brain just exploded)
by the man with the top hat March 16, 2010