a cake made of asparagus flavored farts

When one eats cake, one might get serious gas as a result.

When you please bae with a fucking moldy pickle and your bitch farts and the stench is so bad you won’t go near that cake for weeks.

A group of sisters who often sit on a cake with their assholes touching it, due to asshole to cake contact cake shrapnel covers their assholes and when a toot is released the cake departs from the asshole and they all take turns doing so all over the world

Fart Cake. A funny backhanded way of calling someone a piece of shit.