Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.
Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..
by BigDaddyErn January 03, 2011
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Getting completed and totally falling down drunk. Usually after numerous shots
Went out last night and got completely Caffed.
by Spuddly July 25, 2021
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being confused (spoken in a childs vioce)
Teacher: any questions?
Student: im rlly caffuled about the exam
by Elaine M. Vogel November 27, 2019
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When someone hogs all the coffee not long after a new pot was brewed,thus being a caffeniation hog. Caf hog for short.
person 1:"What happened to all the coffee?"
person 2:"Greg showed up with his travel mug and filled it up
person 1:"What a caf hog"
person 2:"Really. He doesn't even have a job, he's not traveling anywhere."
by burt reynold's mustache. June 03, 2007
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