Girlfriend: she just told me the funniest story!

Me: CAF

"When Heather started to call out people at the event and demand they give larger donations, my friend leaned over and said, 'Boy is she CAF.'"

I am CAF, you are CAF, we are CAF, my dog and my beer are CAF.

"tell me a secret, because I'm CAF"

Story-teller: "...They told him that she killed herself and left a note saying 'I killed myself because you wouldn't date me, all because I wasn't your type.' The boy looked at her face and realized she was the most beautiful thing he ever beheld. He fell to his knees and cried 'Why?! I should have given you the chance!' The next day they found him dead in his bedroom with a note next to him saying 'You were right. You are my type. I'm sorry.' If you believe types don't matter, re-post and share this with ten other people or else a ghost will eat your face."
Reply: "CAF..."

Guy 1: Yo stay away from her. That girl is caf!
Guy2: ikr!

"Where you eating today"
"The caf, I'll see you there"