Urban Dictionary: caff

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Dude 1: When working at that new institution, you should equip yourself with a car, a business suit, a gold wrist watch to make you much more attractive to new chicks there, man.

Dude 2: Do I need a dog and bone?

Dude 1: Absolutely, you need it to tell your top dog you are working while you are in the caff with pals during the office hours!

by quan cao tien August 26, 2010

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Jul 26 Word of the Day

Second String Friend

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.

by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020

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Caff

Verb. When one laughs and coughs at the same time. Often happens at a lunch table when someone is drinking something and chokes while laughing at someone else.

Catherine: Knock knock.

Mackenzie: Who's there? *takes drink*

Weston: *jumps up behind Mackenzie* ME!!!!!

Mackenzie: *begins to caff*

Catherine: *sigh* You guys...

by MissCellany April 29, 2010