While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry
by Bouy Stantefeld December 04, 2003
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When a guy tries to pull out of a girl who has stubble (cactus) of the vag, and the pubes get stuck together, like velcro.
Yo, last night, when I was banging that chick from the club, it was embarrassing, we had a full out Cactus Snatcher
by MH119 May 07, 2009
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When a woman seems receptive to physical interaction (fucking, sucking, fondling, etc.), but when you actually get down to it, she's real uptight about having sexy fun time and if you try she'll hurt your genitals.
A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.
A hairy cactus LOOKS soft and touchable, but if you try to play with it, you're gonna get a painful reminder.
Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night and she seemed down for some wild shit, but when I got her to my house she turned out to be a major hairy cactus, kicked me in the nuts and took off with my ipod!
by Joe Salone August 14, 2010
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by CLB May 03, 2004
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Travis Scott's record label. Also the name of a Jordan 4 which was a collaboration between Travis and Jordan brand which now goes for about $600
Dude, did you hear that Travis just released Cactus Jack records.
Just copped them Cactus 4's off StockX
Just copped them Cactus 4's off StockX
by anti_social_social_club February 06, 2019
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