Urban Dictionary: cactus

A type of content creation that involves the use of cacti to invoke rage towards BeerBongJohn

Ashley we should totally take your big bearded brother by the sea to try and annoy him with all the Cactus Content and Fish Content possible

by Baxweavingdreams March 29, 2020

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 19, 2006

when a girl has a shaved pussy with little bits of hair starting to grow back that prick you.

by colin nordheim January 23, 2006

When two people of the same sex both have feelings for each other,
But refuse to confront those feelings

"Gracie and Kiara are a bunch of Gay Cactus"

by ArsenicCatnip :33< December 19, 2015

When Mike Gordon of Phish is on an extended jam dropping funky sexy bass grooves.

Woah Teddy, Did you hear that Tube from 12/29/97? Mike was dropping Cactus bombs all over that track

by RyGuy88140 April 03, 2015

Black cactus is a crazy killing machine that destroys everything in its path. Except Popsicle sticks 🌵

He is the highest ranked player in this lobby. he must be a black cactus.

by Beg4Hegg January 21, 2015

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes

damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?

by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020