Urban Dictionary: cactus

A green plant that is shy. If you attemp to hug it you'll have tons of needles in you, they're extremely dangerous and overprotective of their water.

That cactus shanked me

by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016

by aenema August 16, 2003

I'm a cactus

by teresa t-bag February 26, 2009

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

by robcraine November 23, 2005

My penis got tore up by that catus last night

by Jamacian Jerkin January 23, 2003

has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus

omg look at her legs, shes a cactus

by janooooooooo August 20, 2013

that fucking prickly thing that in arizona, and africa

it's a crappy plant that nobody likes, and they should ban it

"hey remember when we lived near a cactus?"
"stfu"