Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.
Something like 8% of guys do it
Something like 8% of guys do it
Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
by ScottAustin July 11, 2008
A vagina with short, prickly public hair, esp. one belonging to a woman with straight hair whose recently shaved pubes have begun to grow back.
Man, I love going down on my girl, but when her pubes start to grow back, that cactus flower could give you a rash on your chin.
by Shinebizzle January 25, 2015
when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)
Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
by one Fish, two Fisch November 6, 2010