Urban Dictionary: cacti

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a fucking spikey little bastard

“leah’s cacti is called peter, he’s a fucking spikey little bastard”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...

by brownsuite September 24, 2011

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Travis said “cacti not no iced tea” but it is in fact iced tea

by Travis Scott undercover March 21, 2021

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More than one cactus more than one

Justin Bieber hates Cacti's

by Fuzzy_Kitty January 08, 2020

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Idiotic snobby way that annoying pricks pronounce multiple cactus plants.

"I love cacti."
"It's not pronounced cacti you uneducated fuck."

by Word Criticiser March 02, 2016

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Cactus or cacti are plants typically found in hot countries are varied sized plants that are sharp and poisonous. People with cacti or a cacti obsessions are typically labelled as gay

You have a nice cacti collection are you gay ?

by Justfacts69 May 06, 2021

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When you see sam and then say yeh

Sam looked like a child and I cactised everywhere

by Pp_guy July 21, 2021

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