when a chick has a seizure while sucking your dick, resulting in two outcomes! A) You will get the best blowjob of your life
B) Or you will not have a weiner

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.