Urban Dictionary: cacked

1. Completely fucked. Totally screwed up, broken, shit.

2. To be "cacked". or covered, and completely fucked because of it.

1. "Goddamnit, this computer is completely cacked."

2. "HAHAHA You fell over and landed in pig shit, you're cacked with shit!"

by distortion November 07, 2003

"Hey man, give me a rip."
"Sorry, but it's cacked."

by AlexFB July 05, 2006

Died suddenly. Typically used to describe the improbable outcome of death due to unusual or unlikely circumstances.

The guy was a marathoner his whole life, model of fitness for everyone we know. He was taking out the garbage this morning when he just cacked.

by LKool June 14, 2007

that turd floating in the bowl looks freshly cacked

by churd2 January 26, 2009

Dennis has this thing I like to call no cack.

by The Trilla Boss April 29, 2008

When you're really worried about something, shitting yourself.

She was cacking it when the cops searched her bag.

by WereWife March 08, 2008

Yet one of the many alternative words British people have for shit.

"I was so scared I nearly did a cack in my pants."

"That film was total cack."

by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005