A "c2" is a word used for a cunt #2 not #1 or a demi lovato fan. C2 is great for texting if you're lazy to write the whole name.
by Sb<3c2 June 26, 2010
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
A "c2" is a word used for a slut or permiscious girl. Or when used for guys it means a threat. It was derived from counter strike source when if the button c then 2 was pressed you would tell your teammates "enemy spoted"
When refering to girls: "Oi bro check out that c2 there. Damn shes hot."
When refering to guys: "Check out the c2s that jus walked in."
The use for girls is the most common.
When refering to guys: "Check out the c2s that jus walked in."
The use for girls is the most common.
by ethnik youth November 13, 2008
Someone who acts like they want to be your friend, but usually just pretends to like you because they want something you have (eg granola bars).
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by THE REAL MAYO MAN January 20, 2021
necter of the gods. a kick ass drink and the best part is dat it gets u super gassy so u burp a lot, but if u drink it a lot it tastes strange. and who eva dont like it is a fukin prick
by pimp daddy dollars August 31, 2004
C2 is Coke 2 which is coke soda except it has 1/2 the carbs, 1/2 the calories and double the shitty taste.
C2 is crap
by ganslkd June 14, 2004
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

