Teen: Nobody likes me :(
c00chie man: *snaps fingers and 8741 girls go to the teen*
Teen: HOW'D U DO THAT
c00chie man: i'm the c00chie man. I'm just different ;)

-HELP I GOT CORONA!

-C00chie man, Don't

-Help Im dying

-C00chieman
-Thanks libtard

when the doctor cant save the kid c00chie man is there to save the day.