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An alternative, more pretentious spelling of the world "selfie" - went mainstream when Kim Kardashian captioned her Instagram photo with it.
by Hares January 19, 2015
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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When a person is incarcerated and is able to get a selfie picture. Most likely during a local municipality arrest, but also prison term.
"I got arrested last night and had my phone so I was able to browse the net in the tank" "Did you get a celfie?"
by Daryl the barber March 22, 2014