What god used to prevent the irish from taking over the world.
The irish would've taken over the world hundreds of years ago, but they haven't recovered from their hangovers from Guinness beer yet.
by Jewish Mafia June 03, 2006
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The world's oldest alcoholic beverage (approximately 11,000 years old). Made from fermentation of sugars derived from malted grains. It gives one the false impression that they have the ability to do anything.
Last night, after drinking 11 beers, I vandalized an elementary school, shit on my ex-girlfriend's front porch, and crashed into a cop car.
by patjuno? November 19, 2011
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Beer is that stuff that I drink when I feel like not realizing what Im doing.
by Arcangelo January 29, 2009
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the answer to all my problems, and the cause of most
finish your beer, there are sober people in china!
by anastasia beavehausen August 26, 2003
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what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going
by daman65 December 11, 2003
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An English prepositional phrase coined by the great Bonnie Grace. To be under the influence of or have consumed multiple beers. Alternatively, meaning to be fucking awesome.
Cartwheels should rarely be attempted while on the beer.
by K. Hunter PhD July 28, 2018
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