The Volume

Best Singy Songy ever. Write No jokes.

The volumes an astounding singer, you shitin me a bill gates too.

by Hersurmount May 19, 2022

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

wog volume

Foghorn level speech that sounds normal to wogs, however, exceeds normal talking volume to non-wogs.

They are talking at Wog Volume again.

by thena15 August 27, 2022

Volumous

It means Big, extensive or Fat

Gustav: Victor you are very volumous (Very fat)
Victor: Yes i am indeed

by ginner the wild one August 18, 2021

volume discount

A percentage off da standard price dat you are allowed if you ask for it loudly.

If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P

by QuacksO March 15, 2023