"oh man, taking thoes 4 shots of bacardi 151 after finishing off a 26er of appletons was a bad idea.. i've got BV!
by DI December 30, 2004
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A BV is a Big Virgin. He thinks he is better than everyone else because he waited until marriage to have sex, but the truth is that he is almost 30 and a virgin because he is either 1) afraid of vaginas or 2) confused about his sexuality 3) prefers comic books and video games over female company- or any combination of 1,2, or 3. In the end he marries the first female who offers him sex, often making a huge mistake.
friend 1: Who is that girl with the smelly cunt marrying?
friend 2: She's marrying some BV.
friend 3: Yeah! I hear he still has collection of smurfs in his dining room!
friend 2: Yeah, and his vagina gets wet at christmas time 'cause he really likes to set up his choo choo train set and decorate the house!! Ha ha!!
by fishnp April 15, 2011
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An acronym for "Big Vagina Syndrome", as made by the comedy rock band Steel Panther
Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease
Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please
If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do
It's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel with an Oscar Meyer wiener or two
-Lyrics from BVS, by Steel Panther
by Brondocksaints December 11, 2016
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Brittney: you know, you have a babypenis
Jon: well i hate to tell you...
Brittney: tell me what?
Jon: you have bvs
by jujuchamp6 December 08, 2009
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