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A level of intoxication prior to being wastey pants.

Usually on the cusp of having a good night but not quite sure what type of bad decisions you may make.
"I hope that girl decides to go from buzzed shorts to wastey pants tonight... I wanna make bad decisions with her."
by Efffsandwich December 22, 2013
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Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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