Guy#1 : Dude. I saw Angelina Jolie at the mall today. She wanted me so bad.
Guy#2 : Dude, you're such a buttpiper
Guy#2 : Dude, you're such a buttpiper
by johnnyunitas January 25, 2006
An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.
by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004
a long tube or hollow body used for inhalation of smoke, usually from burning pubic hairs in areas surrounding the anus.
by Trey Paxton March 26, 2008
The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe
by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009
"Yeah, next time I see that guy I am thinking about punching him in the choad for grabbing my girlfriend's clit through her pants...whatta buttpipe shitpole."
by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009