Man, I dropped by this party last night to say hey to a friend, and my ex was there, and before I could get out she totally buttonholed me in the foyer and starting crying about how we should get back together. It was messy.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. You can almost see her buttonhole.

I don't find my self bouncing home whistling buttonhole tunes to make me cry

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May sometimes be confused for a Whistling Bunghole

I buttonholed her so hard last night.

Jimmy was the*button hole* of assholes