A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.
Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)
Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.
Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface
Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)
Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.
Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface
Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
by Captain Buttface January 08, 2016
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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by IAMAWESOMECUZIAM April 06, 2016
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N. a person who you secretly love and just can't stop thinking about, even though you know you should. (by calling someone a buttface you cover up the fact in a flirty way that you love them)
He is such a buttface; I love him.(:
by SAMANTHA shocker November 24, 2007
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This isn't really a harsh name to call someone at all. More times than not it is used by close friends especially male/female friends or even siblings. There is a major difference in calling a person an "Ass head" as compared to "Butt Face"
by JP12345 August 27, 2007
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a horrible ailment of which the sufferer has an ass for a face.
instead of talking, they emit large amounts of methane gas from slitted pores located beneath their inverted nostrils. This is a painful process for both them, and the surrounding people.
instead of talking, they emit large amounts of methane gas from slitted pores located beneath their inverted nostrils. This is a painful process for both them, and the surrounding people.
Person 1: "Hey, I heard Nick was a buttface, that's pretty funny"
Person 2: "It's actually a serious condition that is not a laughing matter. Too soon."
Person 2: "It's actually a serious condition that is not a laughing matter. Too soon."
by Kackling December 28, 2009
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An affectionate term for a friend, can also be shortened to Butt, Butty or Bum, especially when several Buttface's are in the room.
Buttface's can usually be found saying plom
Buttface's can usually be found saying plom
by DJNrrd October 10, 2005
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