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oily residue left between the cheeks after a wet fart. after wiping, the toilet paper is yellow like it has butter stains on it.

It is pronounced "but-tez", not "boo-tay".
"did you say "butt hairs"?"

"no, i did not. the word is buttez. come here and smell this toilet paper and then repeat it back to me five times."
by henry fap November 29, 2007
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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