So we were doing anal and she said she wanted to do a truffle butter that she saw in a porn video so i went from ass to that pussy
by Unicorn bob January 18, 2017
When people have anal sex, and the bottom doesn't use a fleet first, the outcome is usually a tannish/brown colored goo that pools around everyone's genitals involved in the anal sex. Doesn't always occur during hetero sex.
by Jordan Conwill May 28, 2021
Person: Can I have some of that truffle butter.
Other person: What's truffle butter?
Person: Its butter you put on truffles, duh.
Other person: What's truffle butter?
Person: Its butter you put on truffles, duh.
by TheFluffyUnicorn June 20, 2016
Truffle butter is a liquid where you make in the oven and bake till it comes out and it's white chocolate and it goes around the truffle
by boshka January 27, 2017
A gooey and almost paste like substance occurring primarily in the undergarments of men, ranging from nearly clear to khaki in color. Generally smooth and creamy, much like your favorite peanut butter and the result of one’s last meal choices. Sort of a shit lube, if you will. Also, the primary cause of Monkey Butt and skid marks, when left unattended.
Ralph had enjoyed a dinner of knackwürst and sauerkraut Thursday evening. The following morning, having only just arrived at the office, he began regretting his menu selections.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
He dropped his keys in the hallway and bent over to grab them. The movement must have helped things along, as the result was a loud, trumpeting, fart that echoed through the hallway. Instantly, he knew something was amiss. His shorts were no longer dry, but they weren’t exactly wet either. The consistency of the fart residue was slightly sticky yet had a rather creamy feeling to it.
Upon inspection, he realized his shorts were clean, but his cheerio needed a good wiping and perhaps a final scraping with a rubber spatula. Yes... Ralph had just unwittingly produced a large batch of Turd Cutter Butter... enough to spread over 2-3 slices of toast.
by lipshitz May 15, 2020
"Turf" is the partially grown in pubes of a woman. The "butter" occurs when a man ejaculates on the turf. The woman then takes a cracker, scoops up the butter and feeds it to her partner.
by Katkaestner May 18, 2021