Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin
by Kode-Nik April 15, 2006
by mista pimp December 17, 2009
After almost reaching orgasm from doggy style, proceed to ejaculate on your partners derriere and massage the fun fluid in--buttering the muffin
by Chadwick818 May 20, 2011
I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.
by Muffin Eater April 17, 2009
A girl's pussy and anus after somone butters her muffin. This is a sexual act involving oral sex to both holes, and half a stick of butter melted in the vagina used as lubricant for butt sex.
"Momy! Momy! Can I have a buttered muffin? The man at the store said he'd like to give me one and I REALY like muffins!"
by SPEDcial Forces May 19, 2008
The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly
by Pizzaisgreat123 June 09, 2018
by Miro April 04, 2005