a fat man

When you cup your fart to punish an unexpecting victim.

When you douse a bitches pussy in butter then fuck her in a half Nelson

When a girl takes a shit over the closed eyes of a guy during sex. They let the shit cake and dry up over the eyes as the guy keeps his eyes closed. Then just as he is about to cum he opens his eyes like a buttercup opening it’s leaves for sunlight while the shit flakes and brakes up all over her back